Thursday, July 14, 2005

Biblical Curse Generator

Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to unscriptural restraint with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering smackdowns as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints.

Click here and please leave your fave curses as comments. If you don't, you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, thou exceedingly foolish virgin!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Heath Casey said...

Thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O ye lazy Babylonian!

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Doug said...

On a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou babbling Assyrian, i hope you will go and then with a thousand scorpions, O ye offspring of a squashed cockroach, behold, ye shall be whipped if thou wilst not Harken, thou wayward winebibber, you shall be visited in the night by an incontinent camel!

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harken, O thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons! Woe unto thee, O ye Mesopotomian harlot, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs! I hope you will accidentally insult Goliath, O thou sulphurous nonentity!

10:57 AM  

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