Humble Apologies

To a very dear friend and companion. I'm very sorry for the big-prank-that-went-wrong of which I was involved. Although I am the last to publicly and electronically apologize - I am sorry. For those of you who missed out on this crime-against-humanity, I've included some photos of this most disgusting joke. I'm ready to put this behind me - but not before we all revisit the atrocity one more time.