Life made easier

Who's ever muttered "there must be a better way to keep this house in order!" under their breath? Or, "I wish I had a personal Mary Poppins!" or maybe even "A magic wand would be real nice"? Or "where is my wife when I need her?". Maybe you're a man who's wife struggles to complete (or even start) her daily housework chores. Finally - a solution!
Put your wife to work with Real Simple - a magazine for women who aspire to be good, quiet, robotic, complient wives who take pride in their home. My wife has taken to it like a duck to water. She evens wears an apron and bakes fresh cakes every morning before I leave the house for a day of gruelling work. And, before you ask, yes - she still has energy to give me my nightly back-rub.
Now, when I ask her to accomplish a task, I hear a cheerful "yes, dear", and off she scuttles to complete her assignment. This is a must for every wife.
Real Simple - Real Results. Thank you, Real Simple magazine!!